Software Problems

Posted on February 25, 2010
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Software Problems

CLIENT REQUEST
A year ago I changed the FIDANZATA 7.0 to Wife 1.0 application that generated once the application
BIMBO 1.0 which deals with a lot of disk space. The instructions do not say anything about this. But I worry more that
application Wife 1.0 installs itself on all my other
applications and automatically starts when I open another
application stopping. So applications like BIRRA_CON_GLI_AMICI 10.3, or CALCIO_DOMENICA 5.0 does not work anymore. Sometimes you see a virus calling itself Father in Law 1.0, which blocks the system or makes the application WIFE 1.0 behaves very worrying. Even more serious is that I can not launch the application NOTTE_DI_SESSO 3.0 and it seems that the files have different virus because as SESSO_SABATO_MATTINA.EXE no longer respond. I would uninstall 1.0 and reinstall WIFE FIDANZATA 7.0 or perhaps another more advanced version, but it seems too complicated and I do not want to risk too much because I really like BIMBO 1.0.
I'm desperate! Help me!

And here's the answer:

RESPONSE SOFTWARE HOUSE

Dear Customer, Your problem is common among users. But the manual warns you (on the last page) that go from 1.0 to Wife FIDANZATA X.0 has risks:
Wife 1.0 is no longer an application of fun as FIDANZATA 7.0, but it is a complete operating system to check whether any other applications. You can no longer return to FIDANZATA 7.0 because it was permanently deleted.
The same goes for the Mother-Virus 1.0, which poses problems of compatibility with all systems (it has been verified.) Then uninstall it means uninstalling Wife 1.0 (which incidentally was born of Mother-1.0). It 'always best to wait until you uninstall 1.0 Suocera alone a few years.
If you really want to uninstall Wife 1.0 you must use the program ADVOCATE 1.0 that is rather expensive and also generates the virus and 1.0 FOOD 1.0 MAINTENANCE BIMBO equally expensive. Several people tried to install 1.0 AMANTE but the risks are enormous: if, by chance, at that precise moment he autolancia Wife 1.0 crashes the system will automatically installing and creating viruses ADVOCATE 1.0 and 1.0 MAINTENANCE BABY FOOD 1.0 with costs still more. If you arrived at this point, install 2.0 AMANTE not try to spend more to Wife 2.0, because the problems will be greater. Recommend CELIBACY 2.0 and all versions BOYFRIEND x.0. If instead you chose Wife 1.0 you must be prepared to launch at any time SCUSE.EXE combined with FIORI.EXE. We advise you to acquire the package: JEWELS with all its most expensive version, the package VESTITI_NUOVI but only the latest versions and VACANZE_LUSSUOSE because they help to make it work better WIFE 1.0. For any approach to Wife 1.0 and HAI_RAGIONE_AMORE.EXE launch SI_AMORE.EXE. Pay attention to the possible launch of BIRRA_CON_GLI_AMICI 10.3 and CALCIO_DOMENICA 5.0 are incompatible with WIFE 1.0 and can cause damage to the system. The application launches only SESSO_SABATO_MATTINA X.0 with DIAMONDS X.0 each time with an updated version. Thank you for choosing our product and Have fun!

IDV after the Congress ...

Posted on February 9, 2010
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From the blog of grillo juice, sour and disgusting, the change of policy dell'idv: opposition to the alternative. Alternatively, but with anything.

Grillo
[...]
I am grateful to Di Pietro for the support that has always given to the initiatives of the blog, like Vday or manifestation of anti-mafia family. The only one of the secretaries of the party to publicly express its solidarity with me.

The network is judged so severe, almost lover betrayed, the work of Di Pietro. I will not, will have its reasons that are not mine.

But Bersani and La Torre in the front row at the Congress of Italy of Values (along with the Stone Guest Massimo D'Alema) represent an idea of politics that is not mine, that of the compromises, the lesser evil, the lack of alternatives name of a governance that has given us decades of Andreotti, Craxi and Berlusconi.

I'm sorry, I do not care.
[...]

Return all friends like the Teletubbies?

Link:
http://www.beppegrillo.it/2010/02/tu_quoque_tonin/index.html?s=n2010-02-09
http://it.notizie.yahoo.com/19/20100209/tpl-regionali-campania-donadi-idv-de-luc-1204c2b.html